28 year old celibate South Louisiana girl (Is girl the correct term at 28 years old?) trying to live my own myth. I like porn, so occasionally, you'll see it. NSFW!
I live one block from the parade route and I’ll be damned if I’m gettin my ass out there in rainy 39° weather for a hangover and pneumonia to follow.
Happy Mardi Gras from the warmth of my couch binge-watching The Black Donnellys.
I’ve been celibate for longer than I remember now. I know that sounds wild, but it just is. I recently bought a toy I’ve wanted forevvvver, and have had the most amazing morning with it. This is the first I’ve felt truly fucked, deep inside, since the last time I was truly fucked. It’s fucking with my head a little. I feel like a need I denied having has been fulfilled in a way while a fire that I don’t want lit has been ignited (“I’ve got a feeling I might’ve lit the very fuse you were trying not to light.”) I’m reaching a weird point in my life.