27 year old celibate South Louisiana girl (Is girl the correct term at 27 years old?) trying to live my own myth. I like porn, so occasionally, you'll see it. NSFW!
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Doctor: “I like to tell people to hope for the best and prepare for the worst.”
Aurora: “And they let you get away with that?
Sam: “You’re a very rude young woman. I know Douglas from the rotary and I can’t believe he’d want you treating customers so badly.”
Cashier: “I don’t think I was treating her badly.”
Sam: “Then you must be from New York.